Two grilled balls please!

Quoting from Al-Qabas:

“واضاف: «من العوامل المؤثرة أيضا هو ركوب السيارة وهي بحرارة عالية والجلوس على كرسيها الحار الذي يعمل على شواء الخصيتين، ففي ربع الساعة الذي يستغرقه الوقت لتبريد السيارة تكون حرارة الخصيتين قد ارتفعت كثيرا وبشكل مؤثر. ولا انسى هنا ذكر استخدام الكمبيوتر النقال (اللاب توب) الذي يضعه البعض مباشرة على الحضن وفوق الخصيتين وينسى تأثير سخونة قاعدة الكمبيوتر على خصيتيه. بالإضافة إلى ذلك، فتصدر عن الكمبيوتر إشعاعات كهرومغناطيسية لها عدة تأثيرات ضارة على الجسم، ولذا فيجب عدم وضعه مباشرة عليه».”

lol

شواء الخصيتين

LOL

So graphic :p

Aaaaaaah!!!!

I’m doooooooone
DoooOoOonE!!!!!

Dooooone!!!!!!!

Ween el6ayara elli betredni elkuwaaaiiiiit?????!!!!!

I’m so happy! Wee3 wa a5eeran I submitted all my projects!!! My plans for now is to effing SHOP and play and watch movies and get a tan while we still have sun and sleeeeep and read books for fun not school and go clubbing and go home!!!!!!

I wanna go hooome!!!!!!
To boring life, easy lazy life!!!

I’m 25, now what?

The first major birthday was 18… Then 20 was a bit depressing (though I was getting loads of it at 20, those were the days!) now I’m 25, OH CRAP!

So, 3annast, officially, yuppeeee!! My mommy and daddy are so proud. They wanted to fix me up with a musician, as if I needed more G in the Gay of my life. And he was so sweet and soft. I would have spanked him and showed him who’s his daddy. But then again I like my men straight. Oh well. Better luck for him next time, with the next top he crosses I guess.

Seriously, a musician!? So I’m supposed to be the main provider of the family? Well, considering that my money brain is as big as a peanut. 50000sh zawaj.

The other guy, not so long ago, was a total psycho. He thought I was talking to other guys. Eh? Well, I don’t blame him too much.. I was talking to others.. But they were girls!

Question for the guys: does that count as cheating?

I mean.. If you found your wife ge22in i2 on with a little lady, is that bad? Guys fantasize about that don’t they? Well, serves him right then. LOL

Then there was abu 3yoon 3asalya, ya lahwi 3leh. So cute. A bit too cute though.. But he talks weird. Like he’s on a mic. And his hands were smaller than mine. Makes me think about other small possibilities. The rest should go unsaid.

Yes, 3annast. Whatever. If I was a guy I would have been married long ago, I already found the lady of my dreams. With guys, it’s a little more difficult I guess.. Kuwaiti guys jyakir, I say it again, and boring, and sa67eyeen. And lots of them are gay. I don’t want to be anyone’s beard. Mo kafi he will be mine?!

I think this is the nastiest post I’ve written in ages. Well, I’m 25! Nasty old bitch.

The heat wave…

Everyone seems so happy about it… The radio talks about it cheerfully like it’s an early christmas, and people are sunbathing in the streets… It’s all two well until you try to work in this weather! I’m supposed to be submitting final projects very soon.. Haven’t started working.. I always feel like my head is boiling.. Don’t they know it’s global warming? They cut trees in my street the other day.. What the hell is wrong with these people?

I come from a 45+ degrees country (not to mention the dust, of course) but to my astonishment, I am not used to sweating.. In fact it’s a very strange sticky sensation that I have to admit isn’t too bad (until people start to smell in the buses/trains).. But then again, it is torture when you’re trying to get things done, or when you’re carrying groceries back home.. I’m not sure I like sweating very much right about then.. And I find myself saying Allah y3iz elkuwait.. We’re so spoilt we don’t even know how to sweat!

The heat makes me crave the beach.. Can’t wait to go home and swim. The thing about London I hate the most is that it doesn’t have a sea side.. The river is tiny, so it doesn’t count, and it’s usually a dankly shade of grey.

My friend wanted me to go with her to see harrods the other day, she’s never been.. I didn’t want to say no because I enjoy her company, but I was dreading the trip all day.. What’s in harrods? Well, herds of Kuwaitis.. Not something I would mind being homesick at the moment, but when you consider how Kuwaitis stare. I can’t hide under a bleached head.. In the end of the day, I look kuwaiti, mako roo7 ta3al.

5azzzzzzzzzzz.

There are loads of Kuwaitis in London.. LOADS.. But you only see them in some places, they don’t branch out at all.. They miss out on all the beautiful spots because they only know a few. I think I would make an excellent travel guide for London, I think.. Or maybe not, I’m not sure anyone will be interested in parks or galleries. :p

Ok, better start doing some mechanics before the sun decides to come out again.

Being bi, kuwaiti, and blogging about it..

This is inspired by a comment in the about me section:

“there is nothing interesting about being bi but being bi, kuwaiti, and bloggin about it is.”

It’s funny to call it interesting… I think it’s just sad.. Very very sad.

Maybe I wouldn’t need to blog about it if my 12 years long best friend wouldn’t think I was a freak. Or if my parents wouldn’t marry me off to any man if they found out what I was. Or if all my new friends didn’t assume bisexuals were promiscuous.. Or if I could ask a girl out who wasn’t straight.. Or if the love of my life was a man, not a woman, maybe then we’d be able to be together.

I don’t know about interesting.

Technology Race

Yeah, iPhone 3G is gonna be out in less than a week.. My feeling? CRAP! I hate this endless race of technology… Whatever happened to lifetime companionship? I bet Leonardo Da Vinci stuck to his brushes for more than a week’s time! And Shakespear his quill.. Harry Pottr his wand… I am trying to make a point here, people!

So instead of the race to create the thinnest most advanced gadget in the world, why don’t phone companies do something more worthwhile.. Something like the race to create the best life-long gadget, fully updatable, fully shock resistant, perhaps even bullet proof?

Well, because life-time mobile will not pay the bills, now, will it?

Have you seen the nokia scene in Star Trek? LOL they have a state of inflated ego. 

Btw, who’s the idiot who said money makes the world go round? I dare to disagree.. It’s coffee.. Coffee makes the world go round, people.

That’s Cruxinism.

bekaffi tazbeel

My friend (if the term applies, haha) sent me this, I thought it was hilarious, thought I’d share since I’ve been really silent lately. (Been busy making love to my PS3). Anyway, last part is the best part, I think, so don’t ditch it.

And this is weird, the first guy who appears in the blooper video (excluding his ewy accent) is mother-loving hot!

On different matters..

I thought I was light from the worry of evny (7asad) but apparently I was wrong.. Or maybe I’m right in being worried. Let’s just say there’s this woman living with me.. She played with my hair once and said woooow it’s nice and thick. She looked through it at my roots and praised how clear they were (as if everyone alive should have dandruff – or else!).. Now, after only about 5 months, my hair is half the volume it used to be, and, amazingly, I have dandruff! *is so happy*

Alright, so yes, I do wince when I say my weight and she gasps,  and when she counts on her fingers how many times I went back home this year. And the list goes on. It’s incredible how frustrated I am at her. And.. Last night.. I was cooking in the kitchen and she had her eyes on my meal the whole time.

“Wow” is something I used to take as a compliment. Now I just wince whenever I hear her say it.

on different matters:

I got over my crush on the spanish guy.

The Jap girl flirts with everything that walks on two legs when I am in the room.

I’m “studying” in the library everyday from 11 to 4. What I’m really doing (most of the time) is reading twilight on my computer. Which is a problem, because I’m 26 now. I’m not supposed to be crushing on a 17 year old FICTIONAL vampire. AND Stephenie Meyer can’t write crap, really.

Thunder and rain…

He was high.. And before that he was drunk. So.. He was completely toasted.

And that’s what pisses me off the most.

I think it’s a bad thing, to be the only sober person in a crowd, you’re the only person who remembers everything.. All the silly details that mean absolutely nothing.

He was rolling my cigarette – I didn’t get the hang of rolling yet – a regular cigarette.. I was standing next to him waiting like a good girl.. And then he did it.. When he licked the cigarette.. He licked it excessively.. And he was looking at me.. With his tongue out.. Licking the cigarette.. His hazel eyes blood shot.. High he was.. And the whole thing was completely sexual.. And there was thunder in my  body.. Thunder then rain..

The cigarette was completely wet.. I smoked tobacco, his breath, his saliva, his obscene flirting – which he probably doesn’t remember – and.. I can’t stop thinking! About that mouth.. That tongue.. These eyes.. Damn you! And there I was, all lesbian-decided and crap! All it takes is one man’s 3 seconds effort.

They took my sword away :(

I thought I liked geeks.

But something about the constant light sabor battles in class is making me cranky.

Maybe I’ll be enjoying it more if we were magic dueling… Or maybe swords… What’s wrong with a little LOTR thrown in?!

Here’s what’s wrong, I quote: 

“YOU CAN’T BE A JEDI AND CARRY A SWORD AT THE SAME TIME, THAT’S CHEATING!!”

I need girls in my life.. GIRLS!

This is a lesbian nightmare T______T