Desperately Hawt

I love you! There! I said it!

She’s soooo lesbian.

Tim Burton @ MoMA

Whoever got to go – I HATE YOU!

I wanted to go to it and I booked to NYC but then the lovely volcano in Iceland canceled my flight.

Oh well. 😦

Tim Burton = I love.

Anyway, my ex got me a nice Burton tee. So I’m partially happy.

Balqees

Things I love in the cold weather

Yummy coffee in the early morning

Hot chocolate in the afternoon

A long hot shower

A good shawarma

A warm blanket + a good DVD

Sweating in the gym

Socks/panties warmed on the heater

A smoke

Her tucking me in bed on the phone

Crisp sunlight

D is for aDorable

I admit, it has been a looooong time since a boy made Cruxine blush, man.

So I have this class, a redo basically of something I sucked at last year and hated.. This one is not graded though so the pressure is offff! So I’m just going to kick back and enjoy it this time.

The other reason I am enjoying it is, well, the lab assistant is such a nice guy! He’s so friendly and even though some of his jokes are lame, but he knows how to hold a crowds attention… He know what he’s talking about, he’s young, and he’s been around the “real world” of what we are doing which is a big hush hush in order to keep my identity anonymous.

So he’s this tall multi-cultural guy.. Coolest ever.. Curly haired, stubbled face, and really cool GRRRR voice.

Anyway, he just patted me on the shoulder for doing a good job and I went “hnnnn”.

Just melted like butter.

Repeat after me: taken, taken, taken….

Phone Tree

I love this, it’s so good.. So lesbian.. Haha

A better fantasy

Ok, I know that my gaydar has been broken, off, and shattered since high school.. But, this new Final Fantasy character, Lightening, I’m already in love with her.. hehe I’m sensing a strong lesbian vibe here, people!!

Come on, doesn’t she look like a dyke to you? *sigh* So sexeh!

If she’s not one in the game, then she’s totally in the closet, I tell you.

Oh, but more seriously.. It almost feels like I am the only one psyched for the new final fantasy.. Am I really that old? I’m not about to stop playing games anytime soon, alright? 😀

I’m sick of vampires

For me it started with Twilight, which would have been brilliant if I was say… 15.. and still believed in romance between a girl and a guy! (Men are too sexually driven for romance, sorry).

Then a friend (grrrrr) recomended True Blood... Which was so lame and cheesy and yet I still got hooked on the mysteries and watched both season one and two.. By the middle of season 2 I decided to stop watching it but then came Jessica… And oh my my my…

“It’s not my fault my fangs come out when I’m turned on!”

HAWT!

Watching True Blood, I figured.. Wait a second! There’s so much about it that’s similar to Twilight! I looked both authors up and guess what?! True Blood’s first novel was released in 2001, while Twilight was released in 2005! Soooo… As cheesy as The Southern Vampire Mysteries may be… They’re not the copycat!

I always knew that woman could not write shit! I mean, talk about lame! All through the book she kept repeating herself.. And there’s not a single page where she doesn’t say oh how beautiful Edward Cullen is! We get it you stupid boy-loving pedophile!

Finally… Today I stumbled across yet another vampire show, based on yet another stupid cheesy book.. That’s The Vampire Diaries, which ALSO had so much (too much) in common with both Twilight and True Blood… But was published in 1991.. So we have a WINNER!

The winner, however, is such a bad show.. Why? Well the actors and actresses are obviously 20+ and they look awfully misplaced on high school desks and between lockers.. It just doesn’t fit! With disregard to this, they also can’t act!

And what’s with the damsel in distress senario all over?

Why can’t the main character be a WOMAN vampire.. And the guy be in danger for a good change?!?

I leave you with yet another photo of Jessica to dwell on the thought. :p

I just have to say….

Yum!

Kuwait?

Awal shay 7ar.. But I’m not complaining.. I’m fed up with rain o unstable weather. At least now you know.. It’s hot, all day, everyday.. Elwa7id yathbit shwy 3ashan e7is bel2amn welestiqrar. Ay na3am.

Thani shay ana bas bafham, lesh mako shay esma 9eyana belkuwait?
What I’m trying to get at is when something is recently open (like a mall) the toilets are so nice you’d like to sleep in them, then, give it 5 years, it becomes so damn old.. Enzeen change the tiles damn it!! I HAVE to post e9war min 7ammamat elmarina, seriously, chinhom 7amamat masyid mag6oo3 be9a7ra.. zeen leeeeesh???

Zeen ana bafham, banat elkuwait lesh a’3bya? Ya3ni tarachi o 7a6eena, sha3ar o 7asheena, o tyeeni wa7da goo6i tawha testaw3ib ba3ad sneen enni lesbian (madri bisexual, lel7en cruxine ‘3er mu3arraf elhaweya) etbogli 3yoonha ma9dooma o chinha mektashfa kanz dafna yadha min wagt 3abdallah Elsalem Allah yer7ema o yer7am 7alna! Zeen esh7al lo ana abi a5ish elsalfa??!??!! Chan shino 9ar?!??!

 Ana bafham lesh kil elboyat ba66at? Zen, etha 3indich 3oqat naqs lesh t9ereen boya? Tara hatha tazyeef 7ag ellesbians. Elli tabi bnaya lesh troo7 7ag bnaya chinha rayyal?!?!?!? 7alata elli foo2 welli ta7t ya baba wel7idi2 yefham! El7ala zeeeeen!!!! Ta3alemaw min el L word, malat 3leeeekooooom yebtooli elqamit weya sha3ar reelkoooom!!!!!!

*cruxine 9ayra mbalta3a*

Zen ana weddi afham ana 7ag ay koosha min elmujtama3 antami? Eljema3a ahali mu3arrafeen bel”cool”.. Ya3ni ya 5ereejeen medaris 5a99a ya “chicken nuggets”.. Zeen ana shino a6laaa3?? Ya 7elo elmuqarrarat wallah, chinha elba5at! Loma elmuqarrarat chan ma e5tarabna, ahid elfi9a3a waroo7 a3wi 7alji 3ind my cousins?? La wallah! Zeen lesh kil my cousins elli kobri bel AUK esawoon bachelors wana met5arja o asawi masters, a77ad efahemni??? Hal hatha elfashal joz2 min el “cool” ????

Zeen lesh kil elnas shaylen jina6 LV? Shfeehom elmarkat elthanya?? Ana a7taj wa a3tari’6.

O by the way 360 mo 7elo o mawaqfa ‘3ala6 eb ‘3ala6.

O tha betsawoon illustration 7ag om kalthoom.. ya a5i 9a’3raw el double chin! Nancy 3ajram a7san minha?!??

Zeen ana bafham elli ygoolon elmiseela halaga, lesh??? Ya 7elo elmeseela.. 9ara7a ana ma kent met5ayla ako halkithir banat 7elwat belkuwait.. 6ab3an elkuwaityat e’3sil eedik, eljikir la yo’3a6eeh komat elmekyaj (ella elqaleel, ok fi 7elwat bas el2a’3lab jeyakir).. Bas ya weeli 3ala ellebnaneyat.. Ana afham enna elkuwaityat dam throoshom tgoolohom ellebnanyat 7elwat (‘3eera!!!!!!) coz reyayeelhom e3ayronhom fehom.. But as someone who appreciates the female body (I make it sound so clean!) I appreciate ellebanese chicks.. Ya a5i they have the fat in the right places!!! O elkuwaia tyeelik wa7da huge o ‘6aharha muqassam ela 3iddat 6abaqat o labsa bikini, E LEEEEEEEEESH!?!??!? Elmohem enna elbikini ellebnani ge6a3 reeli 3an elshalet. :p

Bas garga 3ad.